Jokes & Laughter

Do you know that 84% of all EMails that people resend ( forward)  to others contain humour.

If you want to know why, please read on…..

These humorous materials that follow were kindly forwarded to me by ChandraRaj of USA

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What A Boss !

Stop me if you have heard this one……

I hated my last boss. He asked, ” Why are you two hours late?”

I said, ” I fell downstairs.”

He said, ” That doesn’t take two hours.”

Johnny Carson.

Only joking. What’s wrong with that?

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ECONOMICS

It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black
Sea . It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is
tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel,
lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the
rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher. The
butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower.

The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his
debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the
town’s prostitute that in these hard times, gave her “services” on credit.

The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt
with the 100 Euro note to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that
she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the
rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100
Euro note, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with

a lot of optimism….

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today.

And if that doesn’t scare the ____ out of you then you are brain dead!

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